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When The Gigapause Ends

dahniwitchoflight:

erosthefallen:

can we have some sort of rule that you cant post spoilers for at least two days so that gives everyone a chance to read it and that way I can cram as much as mentally possible before getting bombarded with amazing shit

i second this. seriously think about how their servers are going to handle this. someone people are going to be able to see more than others before it dies, so give everyone a good enough berth to read it spoiler free, I think that’s only fair!

iamtheparadoxoflife

Ron Spoils the Kids

  • Hermione: Ginny came over while you were at work today. I gave her all of Rose's old things for Lily, and she gave me all of Albus' old things for Hugo—
  • Ron: Hand-me-downs? No way. Hugo is getting new clothes.
  • Hermione: But there's nothing wrong with these—
  • Ron: I HAD TO WEAR PERCY'S SOCKS UNTIL I WAS FIFTEEN, BUT MY CHILDREN ARE GETTING THEIR OWN BLOODY THINGS. Speaking of which, I bought Rose a new Firebolt today.
  • Hermione: She's TWO!
  • Ron: DAMN IT HERMIONE, I'M TRYING TO GIVE THESE KIDS THE ADVANTAGES THAT I NEVER HAD!
padfootandlupin

buttschmidts:

buttschmidts:

buttschmidts:

Do you want to know what real procrastination is?

I can’t do algebra, so in one hour I have taught myself morse code, and I have spent the last ten minuets writing the lyrics to Pompeii fluently in morse

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I am the procratination QUEEN

i did not learn morse in less than an hour for 16 notes